Smile and Swear


Gets you through the day

You have questions. I have answers.

When your non-theatre friends are talking about how much free time they have

whatshouldtheatrecallme:

You’re like

sifu-kisu:

wujifighter:

Four distinct styles of kung fu: Tai Chi, Hung Gar, Northern Shaolin and Ba Gua.

Well lookie there::)

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the-absolute-best-posts:

elkane:
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

the-absolute-best-posts:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

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10knotes:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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apsilpastille:

blainedarling:

heysammy:

a-sorta-fairytale:

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

 

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

#it’s raining men

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brotips:

Just ask like, Macklemore. And the guy who made Paranormal Activity. Because I’m sure you have their emails.
-Sketch
Posters

brotips:

Just ask like, Macklemore. And the guy who made Paranormal Activity. Because I’m sure you have their emails.

-Sketch

Posters

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

image

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an-owls-eye:


gay waterbending

I will never not reblog this

an-owls-eye:

gay waterbending

I will never not reblog this

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Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you’re in trouble, because that reason can be taken from you.
— Deepak Chopra (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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thejrush:

I literally said “Oh NO” out loud in the theater when I saw this.

Actual Quote from me at this moment: “IT’S A TRAP!”

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